Aug 31,2009

30 minutes to Seduce Hayden Christensen

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Here is the interview translated that I posted earlier.

Heroes of the three “Star Wars” Hayden Christensen is my thank you. Darth Vader in custody.

Hayden Christensen, the game of seduction

This beautiful boy on her own, ultra-sporting and engaged to Rachel Bilson, is two heads taller than me and looks as flirting that Darth Vader, but I want to have and I will have it. Me too, I see my life as a challenge, slogan of the new fragrance from Lacoste Challenge which he is the muse. I start the machine with a big smile full of teeth and the look in his eyes. Without taking his eyes, I asked if the fragrance is part of the game of seduction. It responds very jargon: “Absolutely. When you meet someone for the first time, the scent that emerges is a very important sensory stimulator. ”

Hayden Christensen, her kind of girl

I beat the lashes very quickly, I get up at half, and handed him my neck to feel. “And I sense how? It’s Chanel! “I entrust hysterical. The manager and three press officers Lacoste attending the interview giggled. A split second aback, Hayden, a great professional, has resumed very quickly. He realized he was dealing with a lunatic. Prudent, he plays the game: “Mmmm, not bad! says he, connoisseur. While Chanel, hehe, it will be used against you. ” I can link asking her kind of girls, if there is a niche for me. As a casual spokesman for the Elysee, he skews: “This is not just for girls … but I think people who make me tilter are those who have a strong sense of themselves, structured minds … ” I cut: “Einstein, but blonde?” Re-laughter of my audience in the background. He continued, without worrying about my rude interruption: “Let’s say that I appreciate those who have a great sense of humor. For life is nothing without a good dose of laughter and humor, I think. ” Phew, as he sweats after a hockey game or tennis - his two favorite sports - but he has the impression of it being done well, is the principal. Come on, I leave the first inning.

Hayden Christensen, a happy man

The second round begins.

I asked him at any chance, if he is happy. “Yes, he replied, proud of him, I like to laugh, and laughter is a way of being happy. When I look at my face in celebrity magazines, I laugh at myself. I also laugh when I read what journalists write. Without a minimum of second degree, I have a very empty life. ”

Professionally, emotionally, it’s going too? I m’enquiers, seem to be about my baking … “Yes, I have been lucky in my profession, and emotionally I am surrounded by great people, who feel very good …” Annone he very first class.
“Especially if you’ve met me!” I concluded triumphantly. The gang at Lacoste is in ecstasy, the manager happy. Hayden feels compelled to abound in my mind. “Yes, I met you, and that, it proves that I really have a dream life. I can not complain. ”
At that moment, my phone rang. I look at the number, based loosely. “George Clooney is still calling me,” I said. Hayden looks to me, dumbfounded.
The device sounds. I still look at the number. “And that’s Brad, who is harassing me …” I can not help it, all these Hollywood actors spend their time to seek me, “I explain, totally mythological, to Hayden who has graciously laughing.

Hayden Christensen, a romantic man

Third round …

As it is summer, I asked the color of her swimsuit. “A colorful boxer shorts with prints, he replied without a beat.
And if he has a romantic temperament? “Yes, rather, admits he candidly. I love nature, forests, streams, I dream too much of the world as it could be. “.
I then offered him my secret weapon, my personal vision of a better world, I ask him to marry me.
The Lacoste girls, the manager, me, everyone is absolutely convinced he will say yes. Well, against all odds, believe it or not, Hayden Christensen said no. If this is not a challenge every day life!

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9 Responses to “30 minutes to Seduce Hayden Christensen”

  1. Comment by Rita from Rome in September 1, 2021 @ 9:32 am

    Really nice and humourous! I like the Hayden’s sanse of humour too! He’s wonderful…as always!!

  2. Comment by Zoe in September 1, 2021 @ 4:45 pm

    Haha, very funny!

  3. Comment by Marine in September 2, 2021 @ 10:58 am

    Ohh, he’s gorgeous!

  4. Comment by C in September 2, 2021 @ 11:05 pm

    @Gruber ummm ya what a pointless remark saying stuff like you actually know their family go run along and get a fucking life. That is all.

  5. Comment by atlqueen in September 2, 2021 @ 11:14 pm

    omg that is a horrible thing to say. I just……. OMG!

  6. Comment by DKG in September 2, 2021 @ 11:37 pm

    Thanks Gruber, Go shave your back now.

  7. Comment by TAV in September 3, 2021 @ 6:24 am

    I missed the unwelcmed remark, but from the reactions, I can only guess that it was pretty childish. Well, fools tend to say foolish things.

  8. Comment by anne in September 3, 2021 @ 4:49 pm

    Hi, Nah, anyone can say foolish things. It takes an unaware or mean-spirited person to tell someone else to get a life when they don’t seem to have one. Peace And it’s still very hot and humid here.

  9. Comment by femroc in September 4, 2021 @ 8:48 pm

    That was an odd translation - hard to follow the sense of it to me.